1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
