She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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