Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
