My sheets look like a crime scene.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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