my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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