Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
foreskin is a definite game changer
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Randomize
