theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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