He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just found a bag of teeth...
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
