I love black thongs
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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