i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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