there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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