dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The feeling are messing with the penis
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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