Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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