chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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