so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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