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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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