D3 body, D1 cock
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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