Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
