were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Rumble strips road head = magical
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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