at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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