this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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