Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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