why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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