hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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