I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Two words: nipple clamps
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