it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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