Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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