What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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