Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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