I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
this will be a night to untag.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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