69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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