We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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