i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
How naked do you want me to be?
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