Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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