I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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