There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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