I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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