Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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