Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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