youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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