Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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