What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
The adults are the big ones right?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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