Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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