oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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