wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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