he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Can you bring me the toilet please
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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