seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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