My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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