Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
There are leaves in my underwear?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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