He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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