I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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