omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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