The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize
