I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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